When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

The word “Anna” shifted up the alphabet one letter becomes “Boob.” Ho. Ly. Shit.


i hope manners is the next cool trend


Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.


my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

“do i have energy yet”

ancient Kardashian proverb (via marziiporn)


the best otps are the ones who realise they’re in love with each other and quickly and firmly deny it to themselves for a ludicrous amount of time


my résumé


Natalie Dormer photographed by Nick Kelly, 2013


u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you