legallyblonde:

When my friend says something very dirty and doesn’t realize it for a few seconds.

The word “Anna” shifted up the alphabet one letter becomes “Boob.” Ho. Ly. Shit.

baracknobama:

i hope manners is the next cool trend

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

“do i have energy yet”

ancient Kardashian proverb (via marziiporn)

sansaofhousestark:

the best otps are the ones who realise they’re in love with each other and quickly and firmly deny it to themselves for a ludicrous amount of time

bisexualfetus:

my résumé

ndormerdaily:

Natalie Dormer photographed by Nick Kelly, 2013

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you